An Alaskan woodpecker and a Texas woodpecker were in Alaska arguing about which state had the
toughest trees to peck.
The Alaska woodpecker said they had a tree that no woodpecker can peck.
The Texas woodpecker challenged him and was able to peck a hole in the tree with no problem.
The Alaskan woodpecker was in awe.
The Texas woodpecker challenged the Alaskan woodpecker to peck a tree in Texas no woodpecker has
been able to peck successfully.
The Alaskan woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do it.
After flying to Texas and successfully pecking the tree in Texas, the two woodpeckers couldn't
figure out why the Texas woodpecker was able to peck the Alaska tree and the Alaska woodpecker was
able to peck the Texas tree when neither one was able to peck the tree in their own state.
After thinking for some time they both came to the same conclusion:
Your pecker is always harder when you're away from home.
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