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Two elderly friends, Morris and Sam, met in the park every day to feed the pigeons, watch the squirrels and discuss world problems. One day Morris didn't show up. Sam didn't think much about it and figured maybe he had a cold or something. But after Morris hadn't shown up for a week or so, Sam got worried. Unfortunately he didn't know where Morris lived, so he was unable to find out what had happened to him. After a month passed, Sam figured he had seen the last of Morris, but one day, Sam approached the park and lo and behold there sat Morris! Sam, excited and happy, said how glad he was to see him, then blurted out, "For crying out loud, what on earth happened to you?" "I've been in jail," Morris said, with some embarrassment. "Jail?" cried Sam. "What in the world for?" "Well," Morris said, "you know Marilyn , that cute little blonde waitress at the coffee shop where we sometimes go?" "Yeah," said Sam, "I remember her. What about her?" "Well, one day she filed rape charges against me and, at 89 years old, I was so proud that when I got into court, I pleaded 'guilty'. "And you were convicted of rape?", asked Sam, stunned. Morris replied, "No, the judge gave me thirty days for perjury."
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