did you hear the one where the husband comes home so very late at night, and the wife is standing at the door with the question: "Well, what excuse have you this time for coming home at this hour of the night?"
Hubby: "Well, my dear, I was playing golf with friends."
Wife: "What? Where could you play golf at 2:00 a.m.?"
Hubby: "We were using night clubs!"