Threesome

I met an older woman at a club last night. She was OK for 67, we drank a bit, sang a bit of a song.

Soon, she asked if I'd ever had a "sportsman's double," a mother and daughter threesome?

I said no.

We drank a bit more, then she says that tonight was my lucky night.

She invited me over. I went back to her place. We walked in.

Turning on the hall light, she shouted upstairs:"Mom, are you still awake?"