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1. GoddessChristy ··· I am a mature, slender and petite lady, 5'2", 101 lbs, 32C-23-32 brown eyes, medium blonde hair, and an all-over tan. I am located in the Pittsburgh area and am currently only doing local outcall(beyond the pgh limits may have additional travel fee added.)and limited incalls (check my calendar for scheduale) the BEST way to schedual is e-mail, or you may leave your name and number as well as your provider references name and her # on 412-716-8135...PLEASE DO NOT E-MAIL from this site. ··· · WEBSITE · PHOTO [ Pittsburgh 412/724 ] Hits In: 3 Hits Out: 47 christyd

2. Heatherlicous ··· Im known as a "Super-Milf'! Im hot & sexy, Located 5min from downtown Pittsburgh. I love oral, giving & receiving! I am 5'7", 130 lbs, 36c-27-36, blond hair, green eyes, tan, & tone.Look no further, you've found the best! I am easy to schedule with, I always try and accommodate, even if it means, 7 days a week! I appreciate your interest in me. I like to work from 10 am to 10 pm, usually, but as i said, i always try and accommodate. So fill out a contact sheet on my site, I will do whatever i can to fulfill your request .I'll look forward to meeting ya'all real soon! XOXO ··· E-MAIL · WEBSITE · PHOTO [ Pittsburgh ] Hits In: 2 Hits Out: 77 heather

3. Sexy GFE in the Pgh area ··· Hi I am Sara, I am a natural redhead with big green eyes. I am the ultimate GFE! I love to give and to receive and just love every moment I get to spend with you. I am an all natural 38 D cup, 135 pounds and stand 5ft5. I love to pamper my guys with all of myself. Let my eyes entice you, let my hair flow over you, let my mouth do the walking! I do incalls south of Pgh, I am 10 minutes from Pgh. I also offer outcalls as well with at least 12 hour notice. Cum to me and let me show you a truly erotic experience, wanting and waiting! ··· E-MAIL · WEBSITE · PHOTO [ 412 724 ] Hits In: 1 Hits Out: 88 sara


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GoddessChristy ··· I am a slender and petite mature lady. I am 5'2, 101 lbs, 32C-23-32 brown eyes, short blondish hair, and an all-over tan. I am available for local outcall Monday-Friday 10am-8pm and I hold one incall per week in Pgh, the BEST way to schedule is e-mail, or please leave your name and number as well as a website and e-mail address for the provider you have seen in the past at 412-716-8135...(this number is not for same day service please give a least a 1 days advance call) Check my website calendar for incall days, and area travel. Sorry No Sat/Sun appointments.I will look forward to meeting you ·· · E-MAIL · WEBSITE · PHOTO · ( WesternPennsylvania · Pittsburgh ) ( Hits In:1 * Hits Out:982 )

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