This married couple decides to take a romantic trip to a cabin in the Alaskan wilderness. When they arrive the husbands says I'M going to go chop some firewood.
After 5 mins he enters the cabin and says MY hands are cold.
The wife says "here place them between my thighs." After a min his hands are warm and he goes back outside to chop wood.
Again 5 mins pass and he enters with cold hands. She places them between he thighs and his hands get warm.
5 mins pass and he enters the cabin again and says " my hands are cold!"
The wife then says
"Damn, don't your ears ever get cold?"
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